{"id":2422,"date":"2023-02-21T16:48:03","date_gmt":"2023-02-21T15:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/khaledosman.fr\/blog\/?p=2422"},"modified":"2023-02-21T23:10:39","modified_gmt":"2023-02-21T22:10:39","slug":"quil-vente-ou-quil-pleuve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.khaledosman.fr\/blog\/2023\/02\/quil-vente-ou-quil-pleuve\/","title":{"rendered":"Qu&rsquo;il vente ou qu&rsquo;il pleuve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Lu dans l&rsquo;Autofictif, le blog du toujours excellent \u00c9ric Chevillard, qui publie chaque jour, qu&rsquo;il vente ou qu&rsquo;il pleuve, trois tr\u00e8s courts textes de quelques lignes chacun, cisel\u00e9s comme des pi\u00e8ces d&rsquo;orf\u00e8vrerie:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab\u00a0Seulement voil\u00e0, Marine Le Pen qui longeait le quai en t\u00e9l\u00e9phonant tr\u00e9bucha sur une valise et tomba sur la voie au moment o\u00f9 le TGV Paris-Marseille entrait en gare. Elle allait \u00eatre percut\u00e9e mortellement lorsqu\u2019un SDF nig\u00e9rian en situation irr\u00e9guli\u00e8re bondit sur les rails, la saisit \u00e0 bras le corps et remonta avec elle. Le train les fr\u00f4la ; il \u00e9tait moins une. Cet \u00e9v\u00e9nement entra\u00eena les remises en question que l\u2019on devine ; \u00e0 partir de ce jour, Marine Le Pen, tr\u00e8s \u00e9branl\u00e9e, cessa de marcher de long en large sur les quais de gare en t\u00e9l\u00e9phonant.\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lu dans l&rsquo;Autofictif, le blog du toujours excellent \u00c9ric Chevillard, qui publie chaque jour, qu&rsquo;il vente ou qu&rsquo;il pleuve, trois tr\u00e8s courts textes de quelques lignes chacun, cisel\u00e9s comme des pi\u00e8ces d&rsquo;orf\u00e8vrerie: \u00ab\u00a0Seulement voil\u00e0, Marine Le Pen qui longeait le&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.khaledosman.fr\/blog\/2023\/02\/quil-vente-ou-quil-pleuve\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[142,83],"class_list":["post-2422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-litterature","tag-eric-chevillard","tag-litterature-francaise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.khaledosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.khaledosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.khaledosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.khaledosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.khaledosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.khaledosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.khaledosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.khaledosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.khaledosman.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}